Earth not at Risk (apparently)

This BBC news article caught my attention today. Apparently, we’re not at risk from the Large Hadron Collider causing a Black Hole that will swallow the earth. It’s going to be fine. Go back to your knitting.

What? …Black hole? …Wha? …Are you sure? Really, Really sure? Have you looked everywhere? Sure? UNDER THE KITCHEN CUPBOARD?… Not even a little one that could swallow a Hamster?

It’s funny how those words “there are no risks” can induce panic.