So the theme of the Dr Who Christmas special has been revealed (Titanic doesn’t hit an iceberg, it crashes into the TARDIS) and the ‘special guest co-star’ has been confirmed as Kylie after all. It sounds like it’ll be a good Christmassy romp, as long as Russell T Davies doesn’t go overboard (ouch) on the corny Titanic jokes.

One thing worries me though: Does this mean he will meet himself?

I was on board another ship once. They said that was unsinkable. I ended up clinging to an iceberg, it wasn’t half cold.

The End of the World

I’m sure they’ve thought about it!